Hudyikcep is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, passionate centaur.

Hudyikcep created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudyikcep, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hudyikcep, she will turn you into a frog.

Hudyikcep's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Hudyikcep's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hudyikcep.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.