Haksasmab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, moody gnu.

Haksasmab created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Haksasmab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Haksasmab, he will turn you into a rock.

Haksasmab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Haksasmab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Never wear turquoise jumpers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Retreat if six cats approach from the north.