Dapmetsag is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, weak
unicorn.
Dapmetsag created gold three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dapmetsag, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Dapmetsag, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Dapmetsag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Dapmetsag's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Do not take Dapmetsag's name in vain.
3. Dapmetsag loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Do not commit murder.