Femnibkik is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, dishonourable sheep.

Femnibkik created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Femnibkik, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Femnibkik, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Femnibkik's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Femnibkik's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not kill horses.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.