Manluncum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited wyvern.

Manluncum created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Manluncum, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Manluncum, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Manluncum's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Manluncum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never go into pink rooms.