Manluncum is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited
wyvern.
Manluncum created time and space eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Manluncum, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Manluncum, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Manluncum's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Manluncum's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Never write about comets.
4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Never go into pink rooms.