Hubdad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, quiet rhinoceros.

Hubdad created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubdad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubdad, he will send minions to preach to you.

Hubdad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hubdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Feed all hungry gulls.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.