Hubdad is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, quiet
rhinoceros.
Hubdad created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hubdad, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Hubdad, he will send minions to preach to you.
Hubdad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Hubdad's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair purple.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Feed all hungry gulls.
4. Do not wear platinum on your body.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.