Nilnigbumpogdunzagvog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, deceitful bee.

Nilnigbumpogdunzagvog created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilnigbumpogdunzagvog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nilnigbumpogdunzagvog, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nilnigbumpogdunzagvog's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nilnigbumpogdunzagvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never wear fawn ear rings.