Pakbetcun is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, self-confident lobster.

Pakbetcun created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakbetcun, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pakbetcun, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pakbetcun's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pakbetcun's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Always help horses.