Millidcen is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, two-faced troll.

Millidcen created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Millidcen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Millidcen, it will torture you forever.

Millidcen's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Millidcen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help mites in need.