Logwegquat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak squid.

Logwegquat created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logwegquat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Logwegquat, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Logwegquat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Logwegquat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Logwegquat.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Put Logwegquat first in all things.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near great tits while wearing red skirts.