Hanhadman is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage horse.

Hanhadman created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanhadman, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hanhadman, he will turn you into a rock.

Hanhadman's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Hanhadman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near mice while wearing mauve shirts and balancing four platinum spheres on your chest.