Dunlikapp is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong salamander.

Dunlikapp created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunlikapp, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dunlikapp, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dunlikapp's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dunlikapp's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hide from turquoise manatees for they are unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never wear scarves.