Xinrow is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered butterfly.

Xinrow created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xinrow, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xinrow, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Xinrow's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Xinrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not keep seven ducks in a large pit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.