Gettanbincimjin is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair
aardvark.
Gettanbincimjin created Europe two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gettanbincimjin, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Gettanbincimjin, it will turn you into a hamster.
Gettanbincimjin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Gettanbincimjin's Holy Commandments1. Hide from mauve great tits for they are unholy.
2. Do not wear green clothing.
3. Never talk about gravity near frogs while wearing blue shorts.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Never look at galaxies.