Ontgutrow is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, deceitful crane.

Ontgutrow created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Ontgutrow, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ontgutrow, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ontgutrow's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Ontgutrow's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Ontgutrow.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think ill of sick turtles.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.