Megnuttcep is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable wolf.

Megnuttcep created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megnuttcep, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Megnuttcep, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Megnuttcep's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Megnuttcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near moths while wearing indigo boots and balancing six copper spheres on your chest.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always help pigs.