Sugjinloop is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, fast
turtle.
Sugjinloop created water nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sugjinloop, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Sugjinloop, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Sugjinloop's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Sugjinloop's Holy Commandments1. Always help swans.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never think about dark energy.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Feed all hungry squirrels.