Sugjinloop is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, fast turtle.

Sugjinloop created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugjinloop, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sugjinloop, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sugjinloop's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Sugjinloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Feed all hungry squirrels.