Veendidtap is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable hare.

Veendidtap created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Veendidtap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Veendidtap, he will jump up and down on your head.

Veendidtap's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Veendidtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never paint your head turquoise.