Hotpagmet is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate warg.

Hotpagmet created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Hotpagmet, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hotpagmet, he will turn you into a hamster.

Hotpagmet's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Hotpagmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Never talk about dolphins.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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