Pod Bifdabyart Govteenmab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, amazing lobster.

Pod Bifdabyart Govteenmab created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pod Bifdabyart Govteenmab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pod Bifdabyart Govteenmab, it will throw large rocks at you.

Pod Bifdabyart Govteenmab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Pod Bifdabyart Govteenmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Never feed lots of gooseberries to nematodes while wearing blue skirts.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.