Yikvoltad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able cobra.

Yikvoltad created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yikvoltad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yikvoltad, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yikvoltad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Yikvoltad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never sing in the presence of porpoises.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yikvoltad.