Febtinmilgov is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, ill-tempered fly.

Febtinmilgov created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Febtinmilgov, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Febtinmilgov, she will turn you into a dog.

Febtinmilgov's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Febtinmilgov's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help dolphins.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Febtinmilgov.

5. Worship no other gods but Febtinmilgov.