Rawfemtargtaddud is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, weak mole.

Rawfemtargtaddud created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawfemtargtaddud, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rawfemtargtaddud, she will turn you into a rat.

Rawfemtargtaddud's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Rawfemtargtaddud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Always obey Rawfemtargtaddud's priests.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.