Podbastxuck is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, two-faced
human.
Podbastxuck created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Podbastxuck, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Podbastxuck, she will have a low opinion of you.
Podbastxuck's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Podbastxuck's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick geese.
2. Never talk about dark matter.
3. Never write about chlorophyll.
4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
5. Never go into fawn rooms.