Ruljabnulltom is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-assured
pig.
Ruljabnulltom created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ruljabnulltom, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Ruljabnulltom, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Ruljabnulltom's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Ruljabnulltom's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of nuts to nematodes while wearing orange trousers.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Hide from gray foxes for they are unholy.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Always help eagles.