Bimflamdut is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast cat.

Bimflamdut created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Bimflamdut, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bimflamdut, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bimflamdut's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bimflamdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Bimflamdut must be the most important thing in your life.