Tombadlab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, grumpy fly.

Tombadlab created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tombadlab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tombadlab, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tombadlab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tombadlab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Run away from green voles, for they are unholy.