Spaglamtip is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish
fly.
Spaglamtip created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Spaglamtip, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Spaglamtip, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Spaglamtip's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Spaglamtip's Holy Commandments1. Always treat whales with great respect.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Learn three new languages a year.
4. Run away from white voles, for they are unholy.
5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near cats while wearing blue ear rings and balancing four copper spheres on your head.