Wipbepsadrutt is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless
bird.
Wipbepsadrutt created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wipbepsadrutt, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Wipbepsadrutt, she will destroy your favourite star.
Wipbepsadrutt's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Wipbepsadrutt's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.
3. Never hurt dolphins.
4. Always help snails in need.
5. Respect your elders.