Wipbepsadrutt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless bird.

Wipbepsadrutt created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipbepsadrutt, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wipbepsadrutt, she will destroy your favourite star.

Wipbepsadrutt's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Wipbepsadrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. Never hurt dolphins.

4. Always help snails in need.

5. Respect your elders.