Rapbugfig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent wyvern.

Rapbugfig created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbugfig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rapbugfig, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rapbugfig's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rapbugfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must love Rapbugfig.

3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

4. Hide from yellow swans for they are unholy.

5. Rapbugfig loves badgers, so they must be respected.