Sittailkip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate squirrel.

Sittailkip created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sittailkip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sittailkip, he will turn you into a rock.

Sittailkip's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Sittailkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about gravity near birds while wearing orange boots and balancing seven titanium spheres on your hands.