Pinlarpnur is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, uncaring alligator.

Pinlarpnur created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinlarpnur, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pinlarpnur, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pinlarpnur's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pinlarpnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never paint your hands red.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.