Hadwadbodbetzimtinnul
is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing
skunk
.
Hadwadbodbetzimtinnul
created the universe two million years ago.
If you believe in
Hadwadbodbetzimtinnul
, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Hadwadbodbetzimtinnul
, he will turn you into a mouse.
Hadwadbodbetzimtinnul's
most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Hadwadbodbetzimtinnul's Holy Commandments
1. Do not eat bananas.
2. Do not drink water in red rooms.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Respect your elders.
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