Mutbossrot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unselfish gerbil.

Mutbossrot created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutbossrot, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mutbossrot, she will turn you into a worm.

Mutbossrot's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Mutbossrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Never think ill of sick cats.

3. You must pray to Mutbossrot five times a day.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.