Tardosspib is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud giraffe.

Tardosspib created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tardosspib, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tardosspib, it will be very unhappy.

Tardosspib's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tardosspib's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tardosspib.