Dumbenshav is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, witty meerkat.

Dumbenshav created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumbenshav, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dumbenshav, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dumbenshav's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dumbenshav's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Run away if six capybaras approach from the south.

5. Never eat bark.