Dossgenfab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful wombat.

Dossgenfab created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossgenfab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dossgenfab, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dossgenfab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dossgenfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sharks.

2. Dossgenfab loves manatees, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.