Shavbinjabtaftadbidbessfot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish tapir.

Shavbinjabtaftadbidbessfot created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavbinjabtaftadbidbessfot, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Shavbinjabtaftadbidbessfot, she will not care.

Shavbinjabtaftadbidbessfot's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Shavbinjabtaftadbidbessfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.