Pagcamjad is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, thoughtless camel.

Pagcamjad created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagcamjad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pagcamjad, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pagcamjad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pagcamjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.