Bonlentip is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, humane penguin.

Bonlentip created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonlentip, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bonlentip, she will destroy your home solar system.

Bonlentip's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bonlentip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. You must pray to Bonlentip seven times a day.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. Bonlentip loves moths, so they must be honoured.