Fardobkinnib Cusstailvenlapfitsab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, astonishing walrus.

Fardobkinnib Cusstailvenlapfitsab created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fardobkinnib Cusstailvenlapfitsab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fardobkinnib Cusstailvenlapfitsab, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fardobkinnib Cusstailvenlapfitsab's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fardobkinnib Cusstailvenlapfitsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.