Hadrowwab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish tortoise.

Hadrowwab created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadrowwab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hadrowwab, she will turn you into a duck.

Hadrowwab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Hadrowwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.