Cidflan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, emotional lizard.

Cidflan created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Cidflan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cidflan, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cidflan's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cidflan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always look after injured moths.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.