Bugjarndit Fobtenjen is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody jellyfish.

Bugjarndit Fobtenjen created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugjarndit Fobtenjen, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bugjarndit Fobtenjen, she will turn you into a worm.

Bugjarndit Fobtenjen's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bugjarndit Fobtenjen's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bugjarndit Fobtenjen.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

5. Always treat cats with great respect.