Cannurpog is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, quiet raccoon.

Cannurpog created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cannurpog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cannurpog, she will torture you forever.

Cannurpog's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cannurpog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Retreat if seven monkeys approach from the south.

5. Always help snails in need.