Rotwat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid ferret.

Rotwat created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotwat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rotwat, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Rotwat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rotwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rotwat's name in vain.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Never sit in the presence of doves.

4. Rotwat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.