Nilbogstan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unjust yak.

Nilbogstan created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilbogstan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nilbogstan, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nilbogstan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nilbogstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Run away from magenta pigs, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Hide if four otters approach from the west.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.