Vabjinsog is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful
fox.
Vabjinsog created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vabjinsog, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Vabjinsog, he will send you a sign.
Vabjinsog's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Vabjinsog's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Vabjinsog on top of important buildings.