Vabjinsog is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful fox.

Vabjinsog created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabjinsog, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vabjinsog, he will send you a sign.

Vabjinsog's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Vabjinsog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Vabjinsog on top of important buildings.