Pogtinont is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered
scorpion.
Pogtinont created dark matter six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pogtinont, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Pogtinont, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Pogtinont's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Pogtinont's Holy Commandments1. Never wear gray jumpers.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Never think about galaxies.
5. Never think about ultrasonics near rats while wearing fawn boots and balancing four zinc spheres on your arms.