Lidabyarpakmetfitganmab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast giraffe.

Lidabyarpakmetfitganmab created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidabyarpakmetfitganmab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Lidabyarpakmetfitganmab, it will turn you into a sheep.

Lidabyarpakmetfitganmab's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Lidabyarpakmetfitganmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.